Literature
Once Upon A Time In Canada: Script - Chapter 15
SCENE 83
INT. Morning.
PICTOU is hard at work, taking down lecture notes in his exercise book, when STEWIACKE and friends suddenly barge into the room. STEWIACKE picks up a marker pen and scrawls “Pictou is a stinx!” on the whiteboard. PICTOU gasps as he stares at the insult, causing him to relieve himself, releasing ammonia into the air.
MRS. BALSEY
(to STEWIACKE and friends) Hey! Shoo! Out! (She flips her arms up to ward them off.)
PICTOU
(arising from his chair) Uh, Mrs. Balsey?
MRS. BALSEY
Yes, Pictou?
PICTOU
(politely) May I go to the bathroom, please? I need to change myself.
MRS. BALSEY
Alright.
PICTOU
(noddin