|Canada just looks so cute with his first four provinces as babies, don't you agree?|
Once Upon A Time In Canada: Chapter 15Pictou was sitting down at his desk at school, hard at work. He was writing down some notes on Mrs. Balsey’s lectures in his exercise book.Once Upon A Time In Canada: Chapter 15 by TheRealCanadianBoys
Suddenly, Stewiacke and his buddies surged into the room rather abruptly and offensively. Stewiacke, very uncouthly, picked up one of Mrs. Balsey’s black marker pens for writing on her whiteboard, and he scrawled, “Pictou is a stinx!”, on Mrs. Balsey’s whiteboard, very disrespectfully.
Pictou, gasping in extreme shock and horror, and staring blankly at the insult on Mrs. Balsey’s whiteboard, all of a sudden, wet his pants. The smell of ammonia wafted in the air. “Ooh, my…” he murmured to himself very gently, but extremely shocked and horrified.
“Hey! Shoo! Shoo!” Mrs. Balsey exclaimed somewhat angrily at Stewiacke and his buddies, flapping both her hands up and down at them to try and drive them all out of her classroom. Pictou’s ammonia odour was strengthening by the second.
Once Upon A Time In Canada: Chapter 14Pictou took his fully-loaded lunch tray over to a free table in the school cafeteria at lunchtime at school. Some Canadian Boys were sitting with him at the table.Once Upon A Time In Canada: Chapter 14 by TheRealCanadianBoys
Pictou began to dine. A Canadian Boy sitting just beside him was eating some chicken tikka masala curry. “This is really spicy,” he mumbled slightly incoherently with his mouth open, breathing heavily with the piquant, fiery heat. Right next to him, another Canadian Boy was gulping down a bottle of tutti-frutti soda pop rather rapidly. Pictou bit and chewed on some of his meat, and he sipped some of his milk.
Suddenly, the school cafeteria doors slammed open very loudly. The whole cafeteria, Pictou himself included, fell completely silent.
Hantsport, Aspotogan and Stewiacke had just arrived in the room. “Who wants to start a food fight today?” asked Stewiacke mockingly. Aspotogan spotted Pictou, and he swirled his kilt, and clicked his fingers with disrespectful delight. “Oh!” excla
Once Upon A Time In Canada: Chapter 12The Denoons strolled along a pier at the Pictou Marina. They looked at all the docked boats. Seagulls soared and mewed above the Denoons.Once Upon A Time In Canada: Chapter 12 by TheRealCanadianBoys
The ‘Marina Man’ came over to the Denoons. “Are you here to go on a fun boat-ride?” he asked them. “Yes, that’s what’s we’re looking for,” Port Hawkesbury replied. “Is it free?” “Yes,” the Marina Man agreed. “And there’s many of them here.”
Pictou looked at a large rock a little further out to sea, with a colony of puffins on it. Some of them were sitting down, others called loudly, others were eating fish, and others flew and walked around.
“Thanks,” Port Hawkesbury said to the Marina Man. The Denoons carried on down the pier, continuing their looking at all the docked boats. Pictou kept on looking at the puffin colony on the large sea rock.
The Denoons met a young boat-driver on his boat, docked at the very end of the pier. Pictou continued t